Win or lose
We’re on the booze
Chants from the Scots
Lining up their shots
The rugby’s back
Our first home game
Where everyone behaves like they would
A strong day for a strong business
That looks after themselves
We don’t get trouble here you see
The works not tough
Not like our normal Saturday
The hardest part of rugby days
Is the length
Starting with the first drinkers in the morning
Rushing out food to fuel
Their heavy days
But we don’t serve a meal
After the first kick off
A wet led business
Not iur usual split
We shift from cocktail bar to pints
As the fans put on a performance
That rivals the competing team
All day sessions
Home by 9pm
Lacking an evening trade
Nearly entirely
Open just for the stragglers
That have held on this far
Before we switch all the plastics
Menus and tables
Back to what they were before
Taking today
What head office thought
We’d make all week
We’re back into rugby season
First win of this season
And the results are here to stayWin or lose
We’re on the booze
Chants from the Scots
Lining up their shots
The rugby’s back
Our first home game
Where everyone behaves like they would
A strong day for a strong business
That looks after themselves
We don’t get trouble here you see
The works not tough
Not like our normal Saturday
The hardest part of rugby days
Is the length
Starting with the first drinkers in the morning
Rushing out food to fuel
Their heavy days
But we don’t serve a meal
After the first kick off
A wet led business
Not iur usual split
We shift from cocktail bar to pints
As the fans put on a performance
That rivals the competing team
All day sessions
Home by 9pm
Lacking an evening trade
Nearly entirely
Open just for the stragglers
That have held on this far
Before we switch all the plastics
Menus and tables
Back to what they were before
Taking today
What head office thought
We’d make all week
We’re back into rugby season
First win of this season
And the results are here to stay
Rhiannon Writes 